1. Phone conversations last 30 seconds
2. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
3. Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
4. You can open all your own jars
5. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight
6. When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying
7. You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go
8. You can go to the bathroom alone
9. Your last name stays put
10. You can kill your own food
11. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
12. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
13. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
14. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
15. You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night!
16. If you're 34 and single, no one notices
17. Flowers fix everything (or duct tape)
18. You never have to worry about other's feelings
19. Three pair of shoes are more than enough
20. You can say anything and not worry about what people think
21. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
22. Car mechanics tell you the truth
23. You can watch game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking "He must be mad at me"
24. Same work ........... more pay
25. Gray hair and wrinkles add character
26. You don't care if someone is talking behind your back
27. If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies
29. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
3. Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
4. You can open all your own jars
5. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight
6. When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying
7. You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go
8. You can go to the bathroom alone
9. Your last name stays put
10. You can kill your own food
11. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
12. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
13. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
14. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
15. You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night!
16. If you're 34 and single, no one notices
17. Flowers fix everything (or duct tape)
18. You never have to worry about other's feelings
19. Three pair of shoes are more than enough
20. You can say anything and not worry about what people think
21. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
22. Car mechanics tell you the truth
23. You can watch game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking "He must be mad at me"
24. Same work ........... more pay
25. Gray hair and wrinkles add character
26. You don't care if someone is talking behind your back
27. If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies
29. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
Harphool Choudhary
Batch 2004
Batch 2004
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