"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy"
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that ?"
"There go the lights again........"
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys....and this guy's got two of them"
"Everybody stand back ! I lost my contact lens !"
"Could you stop that thing from beating ; its throwing my concentration off"
"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
"Sterile, isn't it ? The floor's clean, right ?"
"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...."
"Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature !"
"Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?"
"What do you mean you want a divorce ?"
"Damn ! Page 47 of the manual is missing !"
"What do you mean, he's not insured ?"
"Let's hurry, I don't want to miss Baywatch."
"Of course, I've performed this operation before ...."
"There go the lights again........"
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys....and this guy's got two of them"
"Everybody stand back ! I lost my contact lens !"
"Could you stop that thing from beating ; its throwing my concentration off"
"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
"Sterile, isn't it ? The floor's clean, right ?"
"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...."
"Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature !"
"Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?"
"What do you mean you want a divorce ?"
"Damn ! Page 47 of the manual is missing !"
"What do you mean, he's not insured ?"
"Let's hurry, I don't want to miss Baywatch."
"Of course, I've performed this operation before ...."
Tej Pratap Singh
Batch 2005
