College Linguistics

"Bindaas Jeeo" aur "load mat lo" ........ !
These are some words that strike your ear drums very often. This has become our language & here I am trying to be vocal about our lingo ......

1. On being late :

"Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya?"
"Kal raat der tak gappe maar rahe the yaar"
"Ab neend nahi khuli to mein kya karu .... bol na .... kal kya padhaya tha mam ne."
"Kal se pakka class attend karunga"
"Ek page de na .... abe, pen bhi to de ....."
"Kal proxy maari thi kya?"
"Yaar, iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai .... "

2. During the lecture: 

"Yessss !! Mam .....The answer is ........ huuuummmm ...... aaaaa ......"
"Kya bore ho raha hai!"
"Tere paas aur chalk hai kya?"
"Are ..... mobile ko vibration se hata ..... mein call karta hoon"
"Heads, we go canteen, Tails, we go to canteen Now" 

3. Lab

"Experiment 2 likha ?"
"Idhar karna kya hai ?"
"Ae bhai ..... mujhe aata to tere paas kyon aata?"
"Aree ... tu to bura maan gaya ...... daata, dikha na ......"

4. Tute/Semesters 

"Tute?? ..... Aree yaar ......"
"Kya .... abe, Tute mein itne topic hai to annual mein kya hoga ...."
"Bus .... ho gaya ...... aur nahi ho sakta ........ jaan nahi de sakta ......."
"Oh!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"
"Oye, Ramesh kahan hai ..... uska roll no. mere baad hai..... wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail.."

5. After test :

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein tha kya?"
"Iss subject ki reference book kaunsi hai"
"1st mein 3 marks ... 2nd mein 0 ..... 3rd mein 2 ..... Gaya ..... fail pakka...."
"Yaar pada tha ..... recall nahi kar paya ..... chhod na ...... canteen chal ....."
"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena ...... wo kya sochegi mere marks dekh kar ..... "

6. For attendance (Less attendance - isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya"
"Oye, lecturer ko thoda khush kar ..... maska maar ..... list se tera naam hata dega ......"
"Bola tha proxy regular maar ..... tere class attend karne ka kya faida hua ....."

7. Record completion :

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Tujhe sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
"They should allow XEROX"
"Ye tunu kya likha hai ????"
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai, woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai, uski drawing nikaal"
"Meine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wahi kar ....."
"Are baba .... ghaseet de ..... na tu samjhega na wo ......"

8. Viva :

"Dekh, tu jo bhi padhega, woh (external) tujhe woh nahi poochnewala, then watz d point"
"Aree ..... munne ..... tujh se kya kya poocha ..... ?"
"Roll No. 1 aur 2 ki waatt laga di hai"
"External ke ghar mein bachche nahi hai kya ...."
"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai"
"Dekh, tension mat le, external bhi aadmi hai, usko pata hai ki students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai...."

9. Exams :

"Jo (Mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein) aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai..."
"Nahi samajh aa raha ..... to rat le"
"Yeh question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"Ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"Pichle paper mein kuch to aata tha ...... iss mein to zero bhi nahi aata hai ...."
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to 3rd world war ho jata kya"

This series of events goes on & on ....... 

& when you passout...... 

"बस एक बार वापस लौटने का मन करता है ...
आज हर वो बात याद आती है ...
कुछ बुरी बातें जो अब अच्छी लगती है ...
कुछ बातें जो कल की ही बातें लगती है ...
अबकी बार क्लास attend करने का मन करता है  ...
दोपहर की क्लास में आँखें बंद करने का मन करता है ...
Exam के time पे वो हसी मजाक बहुत प्यारी लगती है ...
एक ऐसी सुबह उठने का मन करता है ...
बस इस बार वापस लौटने का मन करता है ...
बस एक बार और ... !!"

Telly Jain 

Batch 2005