Apr 29, 2011

S.N.M.C. Scene

Five medical students stood around a patient in the Hospital ward, discussing his illness. SARDAR disagreed with his friend's diagnosis. 
He lingered after the other's had left, the apprehensive patient whispered "All your colleagues disagreed with you, didn't they?
"They did", SARDAR retorted "But you'll see that postmortem will prove me right."

SNMCians were asked, If not a DOCTOR, what could they have been ? 
        Here are some snippets: I could HAVE BEEN :

* a balloonist, but the idea didn't get off the ground! 

* a farmer, but didn't cultivate the habit! 

* a navigator, but I lost my direction! 

* a detective, but nobody gave me a clue to get started! 


One nine year old son had hurt his leg & his father, an Automobile Engineer took him to the family doctor.
"Please Repair him. 
Oh! sorry, Fix him Right. 
Oh! I mean, do whatever you like to call it, But put him back on the road" 



MOTHER TERESA, in an interview, with Sumit Mitra of "India Today" was asked to comment on the opinion of some people that, by feeding beggars, 'you are not solving any problem, but spoiling the poor.'

"Thank God, there is one congregation which is spoiling the poor," Said MOTHER TERESA with a Smile, "Otherwise Everybody else is spoiling the rich!"

Amit Batra 
Batch 2001

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