Apr 29, 2011

Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery !!

"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy"

"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that ?"

"There go the lights again........"

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys....and this guy's got two of them"

"Everybody stand back ! I lost my contact lens !"

"Could you stop that thing from beating ; its throwing my concentration off"

"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."

"Sterile, isn't it ? The floor's clean, right ?"

"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...."

"Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature !"

"Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?"

"What do you mean you want a divorce ?"

"Damn ! Page 47 of the manual is missing !"

"What do you mean, he's not insured ?"

"Let's hurry, I don't want to miss Baywatch."

"Of course, I've performed this operation before ...."

Tej Pratap Singh 
Batch 2005

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