Apr 29, 2011

Punjab Board College Examination 2009

Instructions :
a) All questions carry marks.
b) Use your own brains, once you find it.
c) Sleeping is NOT allowed during the exam. TIME : 3 HOURS I.S.T.
d) Drinking is prohibited during the exam. MARKS : (Strictly Confidential)
e) Weapons are NOT allowed in the exam hall.

1. Write your name is less than 20 minutes and 20 letters.
(Only alphabets are allowed, no numeric digits or "-" allowed)


2. Sex ? ( ) Male ( ) Female ( ) Sardar ( ) Occasionally


3. What's your age group? ( ) less than 0 ( ) equal to 0 ( ) greater than 0


4. If you have one brother, how many brothers does he have ?
( ) None ( ) Six ( ) Question is too personal


5. Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than three sentences.
(HINT: My Name is .............. (same as in Q.1). I am a boy/girl. I am writing an essay.)


6. If the time is 3.00 A.M., what does your digital watch show?


7. If A = B and B = C, then is B = A? ( ) True ( ) Not false ( ) Out of Syllabus


8. If you eat lunch during lunch-time, what will you have during dinner-time?
( ) Lunch ( ) Breakfast ( ) Midnight Snack ( ) You fast at that time


9. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.


10. This is question number : ( ) 1 ( ) 19 ( ) 20 ( ) Can't count


11. if 2 + 3 = 5, is 3 + 2 = 5 ? ( ) Impossible ( ) I Forgot to get my Calculator


12. What is the capital of India? ( ) India ( ) INDia ( ) INDIA


13. What comes first? ( ) Egg ( ) Omelet ( ) Hen


14. Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y.


15. Mrs. Sinha is Mr. Sinha's ? ( ) Father ( ) Brother ( ) Son ( ) Daughter


16. To reach the 12th floor of a skyscraper, how many buttons would you press in the elevator?
         ( ) 12 ( ) 12 x 3 = 36 ( ) I'll take the stairs


17. Complete the following series : 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,_,_,_,


18. The Sun is nearer to India than America because:

         ( ) Sun is smaller than USA 
         ( ) One can see the Sun, but not USA 
         ( ) I don't   have time left to think


19.     How do you make ice cubes ? 
         ( ) Ask neighbour 
         ( ) Buy it from Ice Factory
         ( ) Forgot recipe

20.     Where does the Sun go at night?
          ( ) To bed 
          ( ) To a nightclub 
          ( ) It's there only, but due to darkness we can't   see it
          ( ) Haven't followed to see where it goes 
          ( ) Ask the Sun itself

31.     Did you reach the last question of the paper? ( ) Yes ( ) No ( ) I don't want to think extra

We are not to be blamed if this paper does not come for your exam.



Om Prakash Khichi 
Batch 2006

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