Life's Accountancy

What comes I debit ......

           What goes I credit
My birth is my opening stock
            My ideas are my assets
My views are my liabilities 

           Happiness is my profit
Sorrow is my loss
           Soul is my good will
Heart is my fixed asset
            Duties are my outstanding expenses
Hard work is my prepaid expenses
            Friendship is my hidden adjustment
Character is my Capital
            Bad things I always depreciate
Good things I always appreciate
            Knowledge is my investment
Patience is my interest
            My mind is bank balance
Thinking is my current account
            Behavior is my journal entry
Aim is to totally 'Balance the Sheet'
            Death is my closing stock...

Charu Garg 

Batch 2006

मेरा भारत देश

Jeevika Kataria

Batch 2005

Work Is Worship

"We must work not only to civilize the world, not to smooth the face of society, not to spread knowledge, not to cultivate the reason, not to turn the whole earth into heaven, but to bring down a heaven upon earth.

- Cardinal Newman 

"Work is worship" is one of those precepts which have been embodied in every religion, culture and civilization of the world. Gandhiji, light heartedly observed "God created men to work for his food" and said "Those who are without work are thieves."

Nations become great when their manpower is fully and suitably employed without work, life is not worth living. All the great men had a special value. For them all sorts of work were of equal importance. It is only by their sheer acceptance and the value they placed on work that they were able to rise and soar high in their ventures.

Vivekananda said, "Every duty is holy and devotion to duty is the highest form of worship of God. Everyone has a job to accomplish with dignity. This division of labour is for the proper functioning. Moreover, we should keep in mind that everyone is not capable of doing all sorts of work. God created each one in a unique way and gave unique talents and abilities to everyone, some are good administrators while others are good engineers or doctors or good servants.

To sum it up, I would like to quote the following poem:

"Work, for the Knight is coming, 

work through the sunny noon, 

Fill the brightest hours with 

labour best comes sure and soon. 

Give every flying minute, 

something to keep in store, 

Work for the night is coming 

when man works no more" 

Dr. (Mrs.) A. Gehlot 

Associate Professor 

Deptt. of Pharmacology

अश्क

Vinod Kumawat

Batch 2004

Computers - Male or Female ??

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard".

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being a female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

However, another group of computer scientists (all females) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons follow:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

Gagan Mathur

Batch 2004

I Wish I Was A Fetus

I wish I was a fetus
I never would be bored,
Sitting in my uterus
Swingin' on my cord.
To worry the obstetricians
I'd be a proper beast,
I'd change position on the hour
-Transverse, oblique, then breech!
To student midwives, I'd present
A mystifying case
I'd hide myself in the os
& leave an empty space.
I'd tie my cord into a knot
& wave it through the cervix
I'd give the mid-wives such a shock
-& laugh off all my vernix!
And when my membranes rupture
I'd be a right ol' pest
Presenting large diameters
I'd transversely arrest.
I'd tell my pal placenta
To get himself detached.
To theatre then the lot of us,
would pronto be dispatched!
And when they start to Caesar
I'd laugh & think "Ti-Hi"
When no one else is looking,
I'd come vaginally!!

Aditi Mittal 

Batch 2004

Nature's Art

Bhaiyaji....Issmail !

How to kill a lion? 

Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught the lion.

Star plus Method:
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness will fall in love with each other. Send another lioness into the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the second lioness. But second lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand, Right? Ok .... read after 15 years, then also you won't!

Yash Chopra's Method:
Take the lion to Australia or U.S. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda's Method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Maneka Gandhi Method:
Save! Save the lion from a danger and keep feeding him with some vegetables.

Rikita Jindal 

Batch 2005

कुदरत का करिश्मा

जहाँ विज्ञान भी असफल 

Ravi Choudhary

Batch 2005

कहाँ जाओगे ...?

Neha Meena

Batch 2004