a A man goes to his doctor and says. "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner, He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?" He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet still no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says. "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time I SAID CHICKEN!"
a "Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone no strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket sings!"
a A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
Deepak Sharma
Batch 2004
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