How to kill a lion?
Newton's Method: Let the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught the lion.
Star plus Method:
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness will fall in love with each other. Send another lioness into the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the second lioness. But second lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand, Right? Ok .... read after 15 years, then also you won't!
Yash Chopra's Method:
Take the lion to Australia or U.S. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda's Method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Maneka Gandhi Method:
Save! Save the lion from a danger and keep feeding him with some vegetables.
Rikita Jindal
Batch 2005
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