Apr 29, 2011

Funny Bone!

What is the difference between
(i)  A fisherman and a Medico ?
Ans - One baits his hook & the other hates his book.
(ii)  A fielder and a gutter ?
Ans - One drops catches & the other catches drops .
(iii) A hungry man & a greedy man ?
Ans - One longs to eat & the other eats too long.

Wife :- Wherever we keep the money, our son steals it. I dont know what to do about it.
         Husband :- Keep it is his text books.He never touches them.

What the definition of a Randomized Double Blind Study ?
        Two Orthopedic Surgeons looking at an ECG.
                                                                                                  
Q: My childbirth instructor says, it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
        A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Chandrakanta Godara 
Batch 2004

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