Apr 30, 2011

Doctor, Doctor Quickies

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."
"Pull yourself together."

"Doctor, doctor, I feel like a ten pound note."
"Go Shopping, the change will do you good."

"Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards."
"Please wait a minute and I'll deal with you."

"Doctor, doctor, I've swallowed the film from my camera."
"We'll Just have to wait and see what develops."

"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog."
"Sit down and tell me all about it."
"I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture."

"Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing little black spots before my eyes."
"Have you seen a Doctor before?"
"No, just little black spots."

Renu Mantri 
Batch 2005

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