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A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening night of a musical during intermission. A blonde smiled and gushed, "Well, hello there Doc." and kept right on going.
After a moment's pause, the good doctor looked at his wife and said, "Don't worry dear, that's just a young lady I know professionally."
Without missing a beat, his wife asked, "Hers or Yours ?"
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After a moment's pause, the good doctor looked at his wife and said, "Don't worry dear, that's just a young lady I know professionally."
Without missing a beat, his wife asked, "Hers or Yours ?"
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A man went to the doctor complaining that every time he spoke, he farted.
"You must (FFFaaaart....) help me, Doc. Its extremely (whwhwhiiiiffffle...) embarrassing. The only (Phhheeeeeeooooowwww....) saving grace is that the farts don't (sssssphphrrrrrro ophphphphphph....) smell."
"You must (FFFaaaart....) help me, Doc. Its extremely (whwhwhiiiiffffle...) embarrassing. The only (Phhheeeeeeooooowwww....) saving grace is that the farts don't (sssssphphrrrrrro ophphphphphph....) smell."
"Hmm!" said the doctor, "I'll have to send you to a specialist."
"Will that be a gastro-enterologist (Faaaaaaart) or a surgeon?" said the patient.
"Neither," said the doctor. "I'm sending you to an Ear, Nose & Throat Specialist. If you think those farts don't smell, then you've got something wrong with your nose!!"
"Will that be a gastro-enterologist (Faaaaaaart) or a surgeon?" said the patient.
"Neither," said the doctor. "I'm sending you to an Ear, Nose & Throat Specialist. If you think those farts don't smell, then you've got something wrong with your nose!!"
Vikas Tyagi
Batch 2001
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